What Police Really Want To Tell You To Your Face

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1.    I'm sorry Ma'am, but with the unlicensed gun in your purse plus the  DWI, you ARE a real criminal.

2.    Hey John, get out of the cruiser and come over here to say "Thank You." We stopped the guy who pays OUR salary!

3.    Yeah, I do have bank robbers to catch, but that might be dangerous, so I'm going to play it safe and write you this ticket.

4.    Hurry it up?  Sure, I'll just go back to the cruiser and write the citation.  Do you have food and water in the car?  This shouldn't take more than six hours.

5.    Do you know why I stopped you, or do you THINK like you Drive?

6.    What do you mean I won't believe you?  Just because you've got three kilos of smack and two bodies in the trunk doesn't mean there isn't a perfectly reasonable explanation.

7.    No, you've got that WRONG.  I'm even TOUGHER without the badge and gun.

8.    Of course you didn't DO it.  You just happened to start your wind sprints in front of the department store, the VCR is extra weight, and the security guards were providing MOTIVATION.

9.    She STARTED it?  That's the best you can do?  My four-year-old does better than that when I ask why his sister is crying.

10.   HAVE A NICE DAY.

[foodserver]

  My dad was a cop.

#'s 3 and 7 would have been his favorites.

[Boffo]

a VCR?     

don't we at least deserve updated funny stuff?

maybe if you inserted Air Jordans with the victims feet still in them..........

 

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a VCR?     

don't we at least deserve updated funny stuff?

maybe if you inserted Air Jordans with the victims feet still in them..........

 

Yeah, that was lazy on my part, huh?

At least it's not so old they said 8-Track.  O_O

[nraforlife]

The typical cop is a knuckle dragging corrupt thug far more dangerous to ordinary folk than the nominal criminal class. My town gets into fiscal trouble the first set of government leeches I want to see added to the unemployment lines are the local barneys.

[foodserver]

The typical cop is a knuckle dragging corrupt thug far more dangerous to ordinary folk than the nominal criminal class. My town gets into fiscal trouble the first set of government leeches I want to see added to the unemployment lines are the local barneys.

Spoken by someone with a record.

I guarantee it.

No, it's NOT a lucky guess...

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I have never once had a problem with a police officer in my life.

Why, you might ask?

No problem.  I'll tell you.  I show an intense amount of respect and obedience whenever a police officer instructs that I do something.

To do otherwise is foolish...at best, and desperately in need of a "tune up" at least.

[nraforlife]

Spoken by someone with a record.

I guarantee it.

No, it's NOT a lucky guess...

and your guarantee turns out to be just as utterly worthless as the rest of you.

[nraforlife]

I have never once had a problem with a police officer in my life.

Why, you might ask?

No problem.  I'll tell you.  I show an intense amount of respect and obedience whenever a police officer instructs that I do something.

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I could say the same thing, as I never engage an enemy when they have the advantage if there is a means of withdraw.......BUT unlike you I DO know who the real enemy of ordinary folk is- as i said before

The typical cop is a knuckle dragging corrupt thug far more dangerous to ordinary folk than the nominal criminal class. My town gets into fiscal trouble the first set of government leeches I want to see added to the unemployment lines are the local barneys.