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« on: December 17, 2011, 06:25:32 PM »

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating……and you finish off as an orgasm.” - George Carlin.

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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2011, 06:29:11 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2011, 06:32:44 PM »

good movie but thought the ending was an anti-climax...........

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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2011, 08:43:37 PM »

We know as little about what the future will bring after we die in this form as a baby knows before he is born...Smiley

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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2011, 09:16:05 PM »

"wow. wow. wow."

Last words of Steve Jobs...

encouraging.Smiley
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"When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations. When power narrows the areas of men's concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of his existence. When power corrupts, poetry cleanses, for art establishes the basic human truths which must serve as the touchstone of our judgment."

John F. Kennedy, Oct. 26, 1963, Address, Amherst College
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2011, 01:50:06 PM »

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We know as little about what the future will bring after we die in this form as a baby knows before he is born.

Lucy has spoken a real truth here.
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