Sprint Finally Aquires Ability To Provide iPhones

[SufferedMoreThanJesus]

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Assuring everyone that they have the ability to, and are capable of, maintaining the bandwidth necessary to feed the Band Hog iPhone users.  This came at considerable cost to Sprint.  Less than one month later, Sprint "notifies" via leaks to the press the customers that they will now "cap" band use per month at 5GB (LOL).  Well, the very first thing I did was put them on notice that they are in breach of their contract by imposing a "material, adverse change" to my plan.  Those are the magic words you use to scare the shit out of upper management at cell phone providers, i.e. "material, adverse change."  That is, in effect, telling them "Hey, fuck heads, you have changed my plan that I signed up for and I will not tolerate it, terminate my service and you cannot charge me an ETF (aka Early Termination Fee).  This "material, adverse change" can be as big as "capping" use or as little as charging you a penny for a text message.

I have taken my bat and ball and have gone elsewhere.

Cocksuckers.

The end.

[SufferedMoreThanJesus]

So, here's the deal, you Apple Vagina McVagina Bandwidth Abusers!!  You've fucked it up for the rest of us because you're eating up all of OUR bandwidth.  Look what happened to ATT and Verizon.  Started selling iPhones?  Pretentious iPhone users with all their cutesy little bells and whistles and the bazillion of "free" apps forced them to limit the bandwidth for everyone...BUT iPhone users.

I hope you die with that iPhone in your hands while playing Angry Birds!!

Cocksuckers!!

*spits*