The johnhp idiot game

[Mornac]

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In light of johnhp having a sudden surge of idiocy I thought it might be fun to engage in some friendly competition using his posts. Here’s how it works: Every time he uses one of his patented idiot phrases like “Thank you for…” or “Feel free to…” just copy the link to the post and bring it here. Whoever collects the most johnhp idiocies by election day of next year will be the winner. We can decide on a prize collectively.

NOTICE: The game starts as of the time and date on this post. No johnhp idiocies from before this time will be valid entries.

On your marks, get set ……..GO!

[Observer]

Do you think Pepsi has enough bandwidth to post all of them?

[Mornac]

I dunno. I’m guessin’ that johnhp just now decided to change his style to avoid any embarrassment over here now that he knows we’re laughing at him. We’ll have to wait and see.

[johnhp]

i couldn't care less if you devote yourselves to displaying your jealousy.

[Mornac]

i couldn't care less if you devote yourselves to displaying your jealousy.

--Hey, that's a pretty good one. I'm submitting it and putting the first point on the board.

[dustup]

Always happy to oblige a reasonable request.

[Mornac]

Well played dustup. I don't know how you missed this one though:

Dustup, i appreciate the fact that you do not wish to admit your errors.

[dustup]

Well played dustup. I don't know how you missed this one though:

Like this recent one.....

Dustup, i appreciate the fact that you do not wish to admit your errors. heaven knows we would be here forever and there likely may not be enough bandwidth on the internet to catalog them all.  But, really, just because you are in the habit of making errors and i point them out is not reason to turn your shame into anger.   Just be careful with your posts.  Make sure you know the facts before you make statements.  For instance, do not assume that because a video was leaked in 2010 it was made in 2010.  Or that the age of the leaker has anything to do with when the video was made.  You would be much better off and you would not have to rely on insults when cold hard facts will do.

[Mornac]

Tsk, tsk dustup. That's the one I just showed you. I simply isolated the perinent idiot phrase - which makes it all easier.

Still two to one. My lead.

[Mornac]

Make that three to one. I just picked up this gem:

i am glad you agree with me that he has made such appeals in the past.

[dustup]

Why is everything some bizarre nefarious plot?

[Mornac]

I dunno dustup. That seems like a legitimate literarily device. We don’t want to discourage the guy. Let’s stick to the stuff that one usually hears while passing a playground filled with third graders.

[dustup]

I dunno dustup. That seems like a legitimate literarily device. We don’t want to discourage the guy. Let’s stick to the stuff that one usually hears while passing a playground filled with third graders.

lol! 

[dustup]

i have an abandoned oil platform i would like to sell you.

Of course.  You are an idiot.

[ivanm]

In light of johnhp having a sudden surge of idiocy I thought it might be fun to engage in some friendly competition using his posts. Here’s how it works: Every time he uses one of his patented idiot phrases like “Thank you for…” or “Feel free to…” just copy the link to the post and bring it here. Whoever collects the most johnhp idiocies by election day of next year will be the winner. We can decide on a prize collectively.

NOTICE: The game starts as of the time and date on this post. No johnhp idiocies from before this time will be valid entries.

On your marks, get set ……..GO!

What you have to watch for is those seldom surges of lucidity because that is when he really gets dangerous.