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Re: Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2018, 09:04:58 PM »
He coulda done that 2 years ago as far as i'm concerned.   Well.....at least at the DoJ, while he was Attorney General, the twalet were never cleaner.   
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Re: Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2018, 09:21:47 AM »
I think Pepsi forgot his fake news checker.
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2018, 11:14:27 AM »
I think Pepsi forgot his fake news checker.
It is a satirical website......
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Re: Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2018, 11:56:29 PM »
The jackass should hide his head in shame for his incompetence and dishonesty.
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Re: Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2018, 03:18:59 PM »
It is impossible to commit suicide by smoking a joint.  ::)

I know, I'd be a dead man by now  8)
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Re: Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2018, 03:45:00 PM »
I know, I'd be a dead man by now  8)
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Re: Inconsolable Jeff Sessions Tries To Commit Suicide By Smoking Joint
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2018, 03:54:02 PM »
Say it ain't so, Pepsi.

Why?? Cannabis  cures, it does not kill!!  ;D
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