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The Secret Life of dalibrul Mitty
« on: November 07, 2018, 08:29:27 PM »
Actually, Monday night I went out for pizza with a former Ms. Philippines.  She texted the invite.  We've been out 7 times.  I also went barhopping with a 35-year-old Mexican-American beauty.  We've been out 5 times.  Reality has seen her.  He can vouch.
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Re: The Secret Life of dalibrul Mitty
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2018, 11:37:43 PM »
He is sad and pitiful on so many levels.
Sometimes I think it's a shame,
When I get feelin' better when I'm feelin' no pain

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Re: The Secret Life of dalibrul Mitty
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2018, 01:07:03 AM »
How desperate does a 35-year-old Mexican-American 'beauty' have to be to go barhopping with an old bald coot twice her age?

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Re: The Secret Life of dalibrul Mitty
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2018, 03:45:57 AM »
How desperate does a 35-year-old Mexican-American 'beauty' have to be to go barhopping with an old bald coot twice her age?
She obviously was already inebriated and/or blind.
Sometimes I think it's a shame,
When I get feelin' better when I'm feelin' no pain

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Re: The Secret Life of dalibrul Mitty
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2018, 12:00:06 PM »
You've got your secret stash of bj pics, disgusting, flat chested middle age women in gaudy makeup doing filth with their pot belly hairy husbands.  Wish you had invited Mornac instead of me into youR hideous life.  Classic dirty old man.  It took me a year to overcome the trauma.  To each his own, I guess.  Each of you granddaddies is free to post pics of your ex-wife/wife.  Prediction: won't happen.   ::)
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Re: The Secret Life of dalibrul Mitty
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2018, 01:26:53 PM »
You've got your secret stash of bj pics, disgusting, flat chested middle age women in gaudy makeup doing filth with their pot belly hairy husbands.  Wish you had invited Mornac instead of me into youR hideous life.  Classic dirty old man.  It took me a year to overcome the trauma.  To each his own, I guess.  Each of you granddaddies is free to post pics of your ex-wife/wife.  Prediction: won't happen.   ::)
This is getting old dalib. All talk and nothing but
made up stories. You remind me of Kavanaugh's
lying accusers. Not one shred of evidence.
You are a sad lost soul.
Sometimes I think it's a shame,
When I get feelin' better when I'm feelin' no pain