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Newsrake Comedy Club
« on: September 16, 2017, 06:52:49 PM »
Housecleaning time.  From now on, the most recent posts will be at the top, and updates will occur in this initial post only.  Also, I might post some alluring bum bum pics here, too.   ;D

Both sides of the isle
so did many politicians on both sides of the isle.



And they don't want evolution taught in our schools.   ::)

This was life for billions of people.... for thousands of years.  But Since 1990, the number of people living in extreme poverty has been cut in half.  A billion people who once lived like that no longer do. This is the biggest unpublicized story of the century. Thanks to the magic of the free market, a billion people are no longer miserably poor.




I think I understand, now.  Satan gave us Obama for eight years, but God stepped in and gave the Senate to  Mitch McConnell.  So, it's out of my hands.  I might as well just not vote anymore. 

I believe that God heard our prayers and he anointed Trump as president.  And satan has been raging ever since that night his sick old woman lost.   


No guns, no renters?

liberals platform for 2018:

NO GUNS NO BOARDERS


How stupid is this?  First he brings up Obama, then he criticizes me for bringing up Obama when I respond!    ::)

On January 20, 2009, when he( barry)was sworn in, the debt was $10.626 trillion. On January 20, 2017, when he (barry) left, it was $19.947 trillion.

that is 9.321 trillion dollars over 8 years.



you lib's fail to realize
barry ain't potus any longer.

this thread belongs to Trump,
making America great again.


Right, Trump is a genius, but....

--The Pope is an imbecile.


Never mind Watergate indictments, Iran Contra indictments, or no WMDs, it's Hillary's emails that count!   ::)

barry: worst president in U.S.history



Hilarious.  He misses the 'g' key and accidentally strikes the 's' key,  3 keys apart!  Time to get glasses, I guess.  Of course, it would've been simpler to be honest, and admit he confused Jack Hawkins of Treasure Island with Stephen Hawking, cosmologist.  10-year-olds type today, BTW.   ;D

flyboy,
how in the world do you possible know I did not make a typo? that is your problem, you assume way too much.
for your information, know it all, I type with my two pointer fingers and my thumbs only. never learned to type in school.





It just keeps on coming.

Are you aware that the government, which is the object of your irrational loathing, could mint two coins, declare each to be worth $10 trillion, and pay off the entire debt? Why doesn't the government do that?"


Does anybody know what this was supposed to mean?  Why it was posted?  I sure don't.  Lame attempt at humor or sarcasm by someone with no talent is all I can guess.  Who is 'commander?'


Whaddya want me to do, Commander?




That's right, the Las Vegas massacre was a setup, planned by Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Shumer.  And Paddock was paid to commit suicide.  All to take "people's minds off" the Mueller investigation. 

In fact, I am wondering if this Las Vegas ordeal wasn't conducted to take people's minds off the fact that NOTHING has been found nor will be found. "Look over here, folks!!" On to the next false flag op.  ::)



The New York Times is a rag?  Seriously?
--Like it would ever appear in a liberal rag like that.



Makes blacks what?
Rahm makes Blacks skedaddle out of town


Worse than Nixon?
...Obama was a terrible president, maybe the worst ever....


Yeah, right.

Don't laugh at me for this, but my choice would be President Trump. I know he doesn't drink, but I think he would be truly interested in what a "commoner" thinks about what is really going on in this country. I think he would be an interesting person to talk to.

 ;)


Sleep well in what?  Hey, everybody, you can die but you'll be OK. 
Thank you to all the vets who served and God bless the families of those who served and gave their all.   Sleep well Warriors in God's loving embrace.


Set down and eat your peas!
If I was the parent of some of the Newsrake  posters.....if they acted when they were young like they do now...they wouldn't have been able to set down for a week without setting on a pillow!


Obama had incestuous relations with his daughters.  Oh, dear, the list just goes on and on. 

AS the democrats say,  we really don't know sooooo, IT MUST be investigated.     There may be treason, collusion, obstruction, money laundering, sedition, racketeering, and of course, the logan act problem....probably should take a look at tampering with the security of the US, engaging in false treaties and lying to the American people, income tax evasion, obstructing justice, illegal treaties,  illegally selling guns to our enemies, giving aid and comfort to the enemy, breaking election laws, sex with minors, incestuous relations with his daughters,....oh dear, the list just goes on and on.   

We really need to look into these charges.


Degenerates like Rudy Giuliani and Donald Trump

never been to NYC.

looks like a cesspool of degenerates to me.


Over half the voting population? 
The LAW of the land says that President Donald Trump is the legally, legitimately elected president of the US...and what are you and your lawless bunch trying to do?   You're trying to upend the decision of over half the voting population.


And she pays the bills!
What a bunch of crap!! What discounts do insurance companies offer?? Show me!! Give me some actual examples.



Isn't that neat?  You don't need any experience in government to be president.  Just money!  And that's more important.

You know cockroach, the neat thing about this country is that anyone that is a natural born citizen can run for President. There is nothing that says that they have to have been a Mayor, Governor, politician, or even a lawyer. The man is a BILLIONARE!! YOU are not!! He seems to have the brain power you lack!



He calls him a name, then condemns name-calling.  And he calls me "slow-witted." 

libass,

here is your chance to offer your opinion on the subject of this post...have at it.

calling people names does no good and displays a child like immature attitude.


Yeah, we're all getting richer thanks to Trump.  No wait, he hasn't passed his tax cuts yet.  Never mind.  ::)
and Trump is still your President, libass.

I am laughing all the way to the bank!


The guy has posted anything he wants here 16 thousand times, and he's complaining about me editing my own thread!   ::)

If you don't like being submitted to the censor on the Soviet-style Super Dumbnado 2017 thread, you may participate un-harassed here. Feel free to copy items from the censored thread and paste them here with your responses where they will remain for future reference for as long as Newsrake remains up and running.



Do as he says, not as he does.  First this:
calling people names does no good and displays a child like immature attitude.


Then very soon after this:
loser libass,
face it old man, you are dumber than a box of crushed rock...........


I was using Mornac's avatar.   ;D

Oh, now you have a thing against teddy bears?? Yes, like we should take you seriously for your avatar or lack there of. Blank, kinda like your brain??


On Jews "controlling" the media
Meaning that you can't trust anything they do or say.


Such insight

At the end of the day libass, Trump is still the POTUS !!

Wow. gotta love that.


here you are, flyboy

One Plus One Equals Billions


Let us start in the beginning with one male and one female. Now let us assume that they marry and have children and that their children marry and have children and so on. And let us assume that the population doubles every 150 years. Therefore, after 150 years there will be four people, after another 150 years there will be eight people, after another 150 years there will be sixteen people, and so on. It should be noted that this growth rate is actually very conservative. In reality, even with disease, famines, and natural disasters, the world population currently doubles every 40 years or so.1


After 32 doublings, which is only 4,800 years, the world population would have reached almost 8.6 billion. That’s 2 billion more than the current population of 6.5 billion people, which was recorded by the U.S. Census Bureau on March 1, 2006.2 This simple calculation shows that starting with Adam and Eve and assuming the conservative growth rate previously mentioned, the current population can be reached well within 6,000 years.

 One Plus One Equals Billions


In this model, nobody ever dies!  The population adds and adds but never subtracts.
A pretty incredible model, notwithstanding that it incorporates inbreeding as it's key mechanism.  It's all in the family.  Mommy and daddy have kids, their kids have kids with each other, and their kids' kids have kids with each other.  The negative genes pass down generation to generation so that defects and illnesses get amplified.   Maybe this is how republicans developed, but the human race never could have survived this genetic barrier. 

But science and neo-cons don't mix.  They don't believe in evolution, global warming.  In fact, they believe in black magic as in the above illustration.   

Epic Fail!   ;D


First he calls Obama an idiot.  Then he sources the National Enquirer!   ::)


Politics / Re: The Obama Hater
Quote from: SpaceCadet on August 27, 2017, 04:51:29 PM
Wow!  I was not really an Obama fan early on.

--Sure, but the important thing is that you came to realize that he was an idiot and you changed your thinking. Not too many people are capable of doing that publicly. Kudos!


Hardcore Criminals Getting Deported Under Trump
Feds round up 114 foreign nationals in bold 11-day sweep!


National ENQUIRER Staff
Aug 22, 2017

CHECK IT OUT HERE



Paul Ryan is a traitor?  Rhinos?   ::)

First of all, Paul Ryan is a traitor to the President and this country.
Don't be surprised when Ryan loses next time he is up for election, along with all the other RHINOS.



I was nothing before Newsrake?  OKaaaaayyyyy   ::)   Sounds more like Invasion of the Body Snatchers to me.
flyboy you were nothing before posting here on this forum 

where did you come from to do that task?

no where;

nothingness.

out of absolutely nothing and from no where, your soul appears inside your body.

flyboy, you now exist from nothing  and no where.

so in the end,

flyboy you came from nothing.


I guess it's another one of Trump's paranoid delusions.
--There's no such thing as a "trans-gender" soldier.


Try explaining fire to a cave man, let alone the first law of thermodynamics .  Above humans' pay grade?  No, just his pay grade.   ::)
how do you know for sure, flyboy, physical matter can not be created?

that concept might be above humans' pay grade.


A fighter pilot and POW for 5 years who turned down an offer of freedom to remain with his men.
McCain is an idiot and disgrace to his office.


More ozone, please.  Don't worry, be happy.   ;D

spacey,

do not be so arrogant.
you nor anyone else will not and can not change natural global warming or cooling.

Michael Crichton

You think man can destroy the planet? What intoxicating vanity. Let me tell you about our planet. Earth is four-and-a-half-billion-years-old. There's been life on it for nearly that long, 3.8 billion years. Bacteria first; later the first multicellular life, then the first complex creatures in the sea, on the land. Then finally the great sweeping ages of animals, the amphibians, the dinosaurs, at last the mammals, each one enduring millions on millions of years, great dynasties of creatures rising, flourishing, dying away -- all this against a background of continuous and violent upheaval. Mountain ranges thrust up, eroded away, cometary impacts, volcano eruptions, oceans rising and falling, whole continents moving, an endless, constant, violent change, colliding, buckling to make mountains over millions of years.

Earth has survived everything in its time. It will certainly survive us. If all the nuclear weapons in the world went off at once and all the plants, all the animals died and the earth was sizzling hot for a hundred thousand years, life would survive, somewhere: under the soil, frozen in Arctic ice. Sooner or later, when the planet was no longer inhospitable, life would spread again. The evolutionary process would begin again. It might take a few billion years for life to regain its present variety.

Of course, it would be very different from what it is now, but the earth would survive our folly, only we would not. If the ozone layer gets thinner, ultraviolet radiation sears the earth, so what? Ultraviolet radiation is good for life. It's powerful energy. It promotes mutation, change. Many forms of life will thrive with more UV radiation. Many others will die out. Do you think this is the first time that's happened? Think about oxygen. Necessary for life now, but oxygen is actually a metabolic poison, a corrosive glass, like fluorine. When oxygen was first produced as a waste product by certain plant cells some three billion years ago, it created a crisis for all other life on earth. Those plants were polluting the environment, exhaling a lethal gas. Earth eventually had an atmosphere incompatible with life.

Nevertheless, life on earth took care of itself. In the thinking of the human being a hundred years is a long time. A hundred years ago we didn't have cars, airplanes, computers or vaccines. It was a whole different world, but to the earth, a hundred years is nothing. A million years is nothing. This planet lives and breathes on a much vaster scale. We can't imagine its slow and powerful rhythms, and we haven't got the humility to try. We've been residents here for the blink of an eye. If we're gone tomorrow, the earth will not miss us.


Wisdom from Rush Limbaugh's sole remaining listener
The purpose of the military is to kill people and break things.


wacko environmentalists






Right.  Francis is not the Pope.  The truth is coming shortly.   ::)
--Oh, I respect the Pope alright. I'm just not sure this guy Francis is him. The papacy is not an abdicatable office. I believe the truth of the matter will be coming to the fore shortly.


The papal authority speaks!
--They're bishops. They're just not up to doing the jobs that they were consecrated to do.
--(Wait and see.)


According to a what?
The DREAM Act of 2017, the most likely vehicle for extending DACA protections and making them permanent, would raise federal outlays by $115 billion dollars, according to a Breitbart News analysis.
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Re: Newsrake Comedy Hour
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2017, 11:21:51 PM »
flyboys obsession and collection continues to grow...

Here, freeload some of this Brazilian bum bum



A brief tutorial on bum bum

 
The Brazilian bum bum gauntlet

 
 
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muscle chick


How's your wife stack up?

 
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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2017, 11:55:28 AM »
The New York Times is a rag?
--Yes.

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Seriously?
--Seriously.

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Makes blacks what?
--Skedaddle out of town.

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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2017, 09:38:11 AM »
Are you aware that a term like skedaddle makes you sound like a 95-year-old?   Guess not.  :o

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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2017, 11:54:57 AM »
First he declines.  Then he pleads to "look around."  Idiot deluxe.   ::)

--I think you're forgetting something. "flyboy" once emailed me to invite me to join one of his failed forum fiascos. I emailed him back to decline

--Ya got a link to the place by any chance, CJ? I just wanna look around a bit and he won't even give me that much.

--Aw c'mon, "flyboy". How 'bout a one day guest pass with no posting privileges? I just wanna see what kinda zoo you got goin' there.

I'm to stop insulting and in the same sentence I am insulted.   ::)

You can be as passionate as you want about what you believe, but leave the insults out. It just makes you look like an ignorant child.

You are an ass wherever the skin touches you, Flyboy!! Sheesh!! I can't believe how ridiculously stupid you are!!

What an asshole you are! I don't glom on to anything. We pay extra for me to be on the policy.

Jews are Christians?  This nation is Christian?  I missed that part in the 1st amendment.

Did you guys just hear The President on Judge Jeanine??  Super as usual.       THIS is the guy we needed.     There was a prediction about this president. I forget who now.  Garden House Queen knows though.  He said that Trump would be elected and then he said that Trump would shout God's name from his position of power in the White House.  I hope so.  This nation IS Christian....to one degree or the other.  Baby Christians and mature Christians. and that includes Jews.  The ones that are actually believers in the GOD of Abraham, Not the God hating ones such as the Emmanuel brothers, Podesta and others of that species of rodent.



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Re: Newsrake Comedy Hour
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2017, 11:14:42 AM »
He spends all year long insulting anyone who disagrees with him, then he takes a minute to wish all of them a Happy Thanksgiving.  How stupid is that? 


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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2018, 10:53:56 PM »
sumboddy got way too much time on his hands.

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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2018, 06:47:55 PM »
He changes times and seasons; he deposes kings and raises up others. He gives wisdom to the wise and knowledge to the discerning.  Daniel 2:21

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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2018, 12:09:44 PM »
He spends all year long insulting anyone who disagrees with him, then he takes a minute to wish all of them a Happy Thanksgiving.  How stupid is that?

I think it shows a part of his character that unfortunately YOU LACK.  and you know it.

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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2018, 03:11:59 PM »
He changes times and seasons; he deposes kings and raises up others. He gives wisdom to the wise and knowledge to the discerning.  Daniel 2:21

Self service Dumbnado.  Keep 'em coming!   ;D

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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2018, 03:14:42 PM »
I think it shows a part of his character that unfortunately YOU LACK.  and you know it.

He's divorced just like you and Holly.  Please, no more lectures on character or bible quotes.  You couldn't even keep your wedding vows.   ::)

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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2018, 03:38:56 PM »
Uh........no.

thanks for listing the real scandals and I notice you didn't list the ones that supposedly trump engaged in...oh yes....he won the vote of the majority of americans and the electoral college.    THAT is his scandal.   

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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2018, 04:43:01 PM »
BTW: Obama commuted Libby's sentence, he didn't go as far as to pardon him though.

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« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2018, 10:13:54 PM »
Quote from: Hollybaere on Yesterday at 06:58:56 PM
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BTW: Obama commuted Libby's sentence, he didn't go as far as to pardon him though.

Good catch.  I can't keep up with these gaffes.  I should hire a secretary.   ;D

Bush Commutes Libby's Sentence - The New York Times
https://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/07/02/bush-commutes-libbys-sentence/
Jul 2, 2007 - As you might have heard, President Bush decided to commute the prison sentence of I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, the top Cheney aide who was ordered to ... Mr. Wilson tonight expressed outrage at Mr. Bush's decision to commute the Libby sentence. ... First up, Senator Barack Obama, Democrat from Illinois:.
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« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2018, 10:24:25 PM »
thanking your socks' posts??

weird.