Pet Sounds Glossary

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the delightful sound of liberals whistling past the graveyard of their dead ideology and dreams of cradle to grave nurturing by a stifling government using other people's money.

This sound is somewhat seasonal and as you see the chill of inevitability blanket their habitat from Boston to Nevada,  DC to Nebraska, most will change their tune.
A few species will persist with their song although it's hard to distinguish from their normal utterance, the call of the loon.

"Bwaaak  Braaaakk"
The comical bleat of progressives as they repeat the talking points laid out by their Alpha male pack leaders, Huff and Pelo.  The sound is a grating screech, a cross between parrot and chicken and is usually followed by the bird laying an egg.
Examples:  "it's Bushs' fault...Bwaaak"
"Coakley was on vacation....Braaak" 

"Oinkk Snort"
the sickening sound of Pigressives and their corporate sponsors gorging themselves on countless trillions at the trough of the nations future.
Sloppy, messy and chaotic, this sound is rarely heard as most of their chow line is cleverly disguised in innocuous legislation or hidden in secret back room deal making sessions. In rare cases, the brazen pigs will try to feed openly under the guise of "health care reform" but these hog sessions usually get shut down quickly by the citizens.

"Quack Quack"
this is the sad sound of the lame duck President trying to figure out how in the hell his flock can have such an overwhelming species majority and yet not be able to get to the big pile of duck food known as public opinion.
Scientists have listed this breed as endangered giving it no more than three years.  On the bright side, like the cicada, these critters just burrow underground, lay their eggs and re emerge in eight to twelve years.
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for a glowing example of all of these sounds being performed to perfection by one charming and talented entertainer, check your tv listings next Wednesday  for the upcoming documentary "the State of the Union Address"

[Boffo]

update

"hoot hoot"

the delightful sound of the wise Democrat flying off into the sunset with his generous pension, lifetime health care package, lobbyist job, and multi-million dollar campaign war chest clutched tighly in his talons.....