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Re: Forrest Gump goes to the Vatican
« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2015, 05:55:37 PM »
You have to understand Mornac's perspective, and that of others like him: anything done to, in or near a woman's vagina that does not result in the live birth of a child is sinful.

My theory he has done those things himself, many times.  He couldn't resist and he hated himself for it afterward.  So he's compensating now, making amends so to speak.  He can't stand the feeling of being a sinner, so he has found a relief valve, Newsrake.

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Re: Forrest Gump goes to the Vatican
« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2015, 12:53:38 PM »
Truly, Francis has received his reward

According to yet another S&D statement:

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Pope Francis spews more hatred
« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2016, 10:48:19 AM »
Pope Francis: obstinate Christians are rebels and idolaters

(Vatican Radio) If you have a heart closed to the newness of the Spirit, you will never reach the full truth.Obstinacy is also the sin of idolatry: the Christian who is obstinate sins! The sin of idolatry.

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Re: Forrest Gump goes to the Vatican
« Reply #33 on: January 28, 2016, 03:00:26 PM »
Pope Francis Said to Bless Human-Animal Chimeras


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Re: Forrest Gump goes to the Vatican
« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2016, 03:22:21 PM »
The Pontifical Academy of Sciences

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"If straight couples get to have undiluted custody of such a child, so should gay couples." - Mornac

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Re: Forrest Gump goes to the Vatican
« Reply #35 on: February 02, 2016, 09:47:18 PM »

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Re: Forrest Gump goes to the Vatican
« Reply #36 on: March 30, 2016, 11:29:35 AM »
A Dangerously Deluded PopeSource

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Re: Forrest Gump goes to the Vatican
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2016, 10:20:35 PM »
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Pope Francis nails it!
« Reply #38 on: April 06, 2016, 09:23:05 PM »
Pope Francis, The Name of God is Mercy

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Pope Francis takes first step toward material heresy
« Reply #39 on: April 09, 2016, 09:58:20 AM »
The Apostolic Exhortation and the Abolishment of the Sin of Presumption
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Re: Forrest Gump goes to the Vatican
« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2016, 10:22:49 AM »

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Re: Forrest Gump goes to the Vatican
« Reply #41 on: June 30, 2016, 08:25:51 PM »
The Bergoglian Theory of Relativity

"One thing is a second union consolidated over time, with new children, proven fidelity, generous self giving, Christian commitment, a consciousness of its irregularity and of the great difficulty of going back without feeling in conscience that one would fall into new sins.""Yet really, I say that I have seen a great deal of fidelity in these cohabiting couples, a great deal of fidelity; and I am certain that this is a true marriage, they have the grace of matrimony, precisely because of the fidelity that they have."Source

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Re: Forrest Gump goes to the Vatican
« Reply #42 on: July 01, 2016, 07:47:47 AM »
So, Mornac, how could the Holy Ghost screw up so phenomenally?
I invited them to, but it was never compulsory. They usually cheerfully accepted, except for the few occasions where my son chose to lie on the floor instead.

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Re: Forrest Gump goes to the Vatican
« Reply #43 on: July 01, 2016, 09:11:51 AM »
Now, where have we heard such twisted, diabolical logic before?

You mean to say that you've already published your special theory of suicidal embryos?
"If straight couples get to have undiluted custody of such a child, so should gay couples." - Mornac

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Re: Forrest Gump goes to the Vatican
« Reply #44 on: July 01, 2016, 09:24:19 AM »
So, Mornac, how could the Holy Ghost screw up so phenomenally?
--Don't know what you're talking about, newbie. Incidentally, I missed wishing you a happy five month anniversary a couple of days ago. Most newbies never make it that far. Maybe you'll surprise us and still be here at Christmas.